the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
Gorilla Biscuits 89 Tour .
Want want waaaaaaaant
ellen is handing out the pizza and brad pitt is handing out the paper plates this must be what a famous child’s birthday party is like
wait are they serious
that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS”
Because everyone needs this on their blog
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS
JACK BLACK IS LITERALLY LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY OF PO COSTUMES HOW IS THIS PICTURE NOT ALL OVER TUMBLR
Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.